Friday, July 23, 2004

Comic Con - Day Two

No time for words, more pictures...

I was going to ask her to use the lasso of truth on Nick to find out all the secret stuff I want to know, but Wonder Woman said she only uses her powers for good. Damn amazonians...

I asked Hunter where I could score weed, and then we started seeing all the bats.

Nick looks more like he's a barbaric post apocalyptic future dude than this genial chap.

This picture came out blurry but there's a story behind why I still want to share it with you. She PUT THE CHAIN AROUND HER NECK in MY HAND without me even asking. This bespoke of submissive ideas regarding fantasy women from childhood in so many ways that I honestly felt a little creeped out by HER. Nick on the other hand...

He was all like "bring it on slave Leia".

This girl was really nice. We were asking anyone in costume to have their picture taken with us, obviously, and when we asked her she kind of said with a hint of just enough harshness we knew something was up "okay but don't put it up on a porn website"... So were like uh hey now , so we started talking to this lady about what a weird day she was having and how this was a gig from the modeling agency she was at and she had no idea what she was going to have to do and wear. I mean, you know, she couldn't be totally naive... But it was interesting to hear for real from one of these "booth babes" - as the nerd industry likes to call them - unedited what it's like for them - and it doesn't sound cool or fun.

The power of Christ compels me. Check out how the nails in his wrists are in backward. If this was the One True Christ he would've been nailed face down on the cross, which actually is really funny if you think about it.

There is a devil and an angel on my shoulders. But which... Is which?!!!?!?!?

These are my two favorite costume dudes. Because they look like the Star Trek and V equivalents of janitors, and hey, someone's got to clean the starship.

Klingon man made me pee my pants when he started threatening me in actual Klingon.

"Hey Nick a bunch of dudes posing! Run up behind them and make it even cooler!"

I hate this fucker!

In fact you deserve getting kicked in the nuts while I flip you off!

True story: after Nick and I clown on Bush for awhile, this old dude DEMANDS we take a photo of him for ourselves of him sneakily grabbing Marilyn Monroe's boob while putting his arm around Bush. This old geezer was both incredibly cool and perverted all at once. It was like an old classy style of perverted.

Dude this is what you get for complementing Go Go on her nicely made costume. A spiked ball of death in the face.


We're going out to dinner with the Giant Robot crew... More later...

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